Friday, September 3, 2010

Hot guys and stupid movies.

Trailer  http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1702363161/
Well I watched another stupid movie (of course). This movie is Never Cry Werewolf. I only watched it cause my new hottie, Peter Stebbings, was in it. This movie is like a mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Disturbia, a bit of Twilight, and a lot of stupid. I still liked it cause it was kind of weird and when a hot guy asks you to become a werewolf with him and "you will feel the carnal passion as you couple under the moonlight," I saw you hop on board because werewolves are cool and not stupid like vampires and the guy is really hot. Haha. Friends, you know my humor and my hobo brain so you should probably disreguard the previous thing I just said. Haha.
In Never Cry Werewolf, Lorin gets a hot new neighbor (Peter Stebbings) and he acts a little weird. She notices that he has hair palms, his eyes glow in the dark in one scene, people have gone missing and she saw him with one of the people, his dog is crazy and the dog understands him, and a few other things. So she decides that he is a werewolf, oh and guess what?, she happens to be right. So she tries to expose him, but that only gets her friend killed and her brother kidnapped. So she has to go all leather, bad-acery and get a cross bow to kill him.
So to kill a werewolf, you need silver, right? Well guess how she gets her silver. Silverware. She tapes silver forks and knives to arrows and shoots them out of her crossbow. Well that would work if the weight of the forks and knives didn't unbalance the arrows. Arrows are perfectly balanced and any change of the weight and they wont fly straight. So don't you think that sticking a half pound knive on an arrow that weighs about an eighth of a pound would make it so your arrow will just shoot straight down as soon as it leaves the crossbow. Well not in this movie. Really stupid. And to finally kill the werewolf, she shoots a silver shotgun barrel at the werewolf. Yeah freakin' right!!! Shotgun barrel would weight like 6 pounds. Totally lame action.
Well I didn't watch the movie for the movie, right? I watched it for a really hot guy. Peter Stebbings is hot and he rides a motorcycle in the movie and takes of his shirt and things like that. He is not super riped and tan like Paul Walker or Sean Faris, but hey most people aren't. So I will post some pictures from the movie.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Zombie Tv Show!!!!

Hey there is going to be a zombie tv show on AMC. It's called The Walking Dead. I first heard about it on shootforthehead.com. Then imbd.com put up stuff for it. Well here is the trailer for this tv show that comes out on Halloween.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi717817369/
Enjoy the coolness of this trailer. Oh and the half zombie crawling around is really cool looking.

Merry Christmas

Dear Santa,
What I want for Christmas is Star Trek Ninja Turtles.
Love,
Brittney

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Awesome tv show!!!!

I just finished watching an awesome tv show called Jeremiah. It ran for 2 seasons on Showtime in 2002-2004. I found it on Netflix and I really liked it, but I don't think some of the content would be good for some of my regular readers (haha to regular readers). Since it was on Showtime, there wasn't the regular tv censoring to it. So there were swear words, so sex scenes, and topless women. Let me explain the premise of the show before you are all like "Topless women!!"
In the tv show Jeremiah, in the year 2005, a virus called the Big Death killed all the people over puberty. So pretty much everyone over the age of 12/13. So the show takes place 15 years later when everyone has grown up in a lawless world. The show follows a man named Jeremiah (played by Luke Perry who is kind of cute pictures will be put up) as he tries to find out what happened to his dad and a mysterious place called Valhalla Sector where his dad went.

In the pilot episode, Jeremiah meets a man named Kurdy and they become friends. Jeremiah and Kurdy get in to a mess with a town leader named Theo who is a crazy chick and was the one who said that quote that I texted everyone "I didn't wake up at the crack of sparrow fart for this." Anyways, Theo talks of a place called the End of the World where all of the old world technology works. Well this dude named Simon gets captured by Theo and Jeremiah and Kurdy help him get out, and Simon tells them the end of the world is a real place. Well Simon gets shot and dies and tells Jeremiah to take a message to the End of the World that "It's back." Well Jeremiah and Kurdy follow the insturctions Simon gives them as he dies and they end up at a place called Thunder Mountain. Thunder Mountain is a giant military bomb shelter under a mountain. Inside they meet the leader of Thunder Mountain named Markus (played by Peter Stebbings who is crazy hot in my opinion and again pictures will be posted). At Thunder Mt, all the technology works and all that cool stuff. Jeremiah and Kurdy get to stay if they help Markus and the team there.

I think he is way hot but whatever. I know that most people don't agree with me on who is hot and not. Markus is way cool character also.
Anyways, I liked this show and I'm really sad that only 2 seasons got made. Though it didn't end in a stupid and crazy way. It actually kind of ended. Which is better to say than Angel. That show ended way bad. Well anyways, I think the episodes are on hulu if you are interested in watching them. Good day to all!!!!!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

The Other Guys

I saw the movie The Other Guys yesterday, and it was pretty dang funny. Though it was kind of weird. I can imagine a lot of it came from Will Ferrell's mind. The movie is of two super cool cops (Samuel L. Jackson and Dwane "The Rock" Johnson) who die and somebody has to fill their places. Well, Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg :)) convinces his paper-pushing partner Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) that they are the guys to do it. They try to take out a real tough case, but it doesn't seem to work for them. What they don't realize is that they stumbled on to something a lot bigger. They solve the case in the end and become super cool.

I was laughing so hard in this movie, more because of the weird and ackward things that are in the movie. I guess the weird things were ment to be funny. This is a good movie though. Though the movie is rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material. It was still really, really funny and I laughed way hard.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1487210009/