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Friday, September 10, 2010
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Thursday, September 9, 2010
More TV Shows My Friends Get Me Watching
Well I spent about 3 hours yesterday watching a TV show that my friends got me watching. This time the show is Arrested Development. When I say 3 hours, I mean a lot of episodes because each episode is 20 mins long. Why do I have so much time to just waste. Well actually I should be happy that I have time to watch silly TV shows and movie and all the other random things I do.
Arrested Development is a TV show from 2003 about a rich, dydysfunctional family. When the dad gets put in jail for stealing money from the company and all those big business stealing things that stupid rich people do, his son Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman who is good looking) has to take over the family business. Michael is the only responsible person in his family. His sister, Lindsey, is one of those shop all the time people. Lindsey's husband, Tobias, decided to quit his job as a doctor or psychiatrist (one of those) to be an actor, but he sucks really bad. Michael's brothers, Gob (pronounced Job like in the Bible), is a failure of a magician and spends lots of money on props, and Buster, who has a million worthless college degrees like map making and junk like that, they both spend a lot of money. The mother, Lucille, loves to spend money and has a maid. Michael has a son, George Michael (Michael Cera), is also responsible, but Maeby (pronounced maybe) Lindsey's daughter, is not responsible and steals money from the family's banana stand. Michael's father, George, wont help Michael in anything that could possible help the family business. So his family is crazy.
The show is about their daily lives and the crazy things they do. The last episode I watched was about how Michael sleeps with a blind chick and finds out the the lady is the prosecutor for his dad's court case. So Tobias sneaks into her house to steal evidence, but it turns out she is not blind and it's funnier than crap. She almost his Tobias with a bat, but he sprays her in the eyes with perfume, which temporarily blinds her. So Michael tries to prove that she is blind and throws a Bible at her face to prove she will catch it. But she now actually can't see and it hits her square in the face. I was laughing pretty dang hard.
There is three seasons and I'm just finishing season one. This show is really funny and actually pretty clean. I think people should totally watch this show. I think they would like it and we can have another TV show that we quote from all the time.
From left to right in the back. Tobias, Lucille, George, Lindsey, Buster, George Michael, Maeby, Michael, Gob. What a silly picture.
Arrested Development is a TV show from 2003 about a rich, dydysfunctional family. When the dad gets put in jail for stealing money from the company and all those big business stealing things that stupid rich people do, his son Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman who is good looking) has to take over the family business. Michael is the only responsible person in his family. His sister, Lindsey, is one of those shop all the time people. Lindsey's husband, Tobias, decided to quit his job as a doctor or psychiatrist (one of those) to be an actor, but he sucks really bad. Michael's brothers, Gob (pronounced Job like in the Bible), is a failure of a magician and spends lots of money on props, and Buster, who has a million worthless college degrees like map making and junk like that, they both spend a lot of money. The mother, Lucille, loves to spend money and has a maid. Michael has a son, George Michael (Michael Cera), is also responsible, but Maeby (pronounced maybe) Lindsey's daughter, is not responsible and steals money from the family's banana stand. Michael's father, George, wont help Michael in anything that could possible help the family business. So his family is crazy.
The show is about their daily lives and the crazy things they do. The last episode I watched was about how Michael sleeps with a blind chick and finds out the the lady is the prosecutor for his dad's court case. So Tobias sneaks into her house to steal evidence, but it turns out she is not blind and it's funnier than crap. She almost his Tobias with a bat, but he sprays her in the eyes with perfume, which temporarily blinds her. So Michael tries to prove that she is blind and throws a Bible at her face to prove she will catch it. But she now actually can't see and it hits her square in the face. I was laughing pretty dang hard.
There is three seasons and I'm just finishing season one. This show is really funny and actually pretty clean. I think people should totally watch this show. I think they would like it and we can have another TV show that we quote from all the time.
From left to right in the back. Tobias, Lucille, George, Lindsey, Buster, George Michael, Maeby, Michael, Gob. What a silly picture.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Hot guys and stupid movies.
Trailer http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1702363161/
Well I watched another stupid movie (of course). This movie is Never Cry Werewolf. I only watched it cause my new hottie, Peter Stebbings, was in it. This movie is like a mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Disturbia, a bit of Twilight, and a lot of stupid. I still liked it cause it was kind of weird and when a hot guy asks you to become a werewolf with him and "you will feel the carnal passion as you couple under the moonlight," I saw you hop on board because werewolves are cool and not stupid like vampires and the guy is really hot. Haha. Friends, you know my humor and my hobo brain so you should probably disreguard the previous thing I just said. Haha.
In Never Cry Werewolf, Lorin gets a hot new neighbor (Peter Stebbings) and he acts a little weird. She notices that he has hair palms, his eyes glow in the dark in one scene, people have gone missing and she saw him with one of the people, his dog is crazy and the dog understands him, and a few other things. So she decides that he is a werewolf, oh and guess what?, she happens to be right. So she tries to expose him, but that only gets her friend killed and her brother kidnapped. So she has to go all leather, bad-acery and get a cross bow to kill him.
Well I watched another stupid movie (of course). This movie is Never Cry Werewolf. I only watched it cause my new hottie, Peter Stebbings, was in it. This movie is like a mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Disturbia, a bit of Twilight, and a lot of stupid. I still liked it cause it was kind of weird and when a hot guy asks you to become a werewolf with him and "you will feel the carnal passion as you couple under the moonlight," I saw you hop on board because werewolves are cool and not stupid like vampires and the guy is really hot. Haha. Friends, you know my humor and my hobo brain so you should probably disreguard the previous thing I just said. Haha.
In Never Cry Werewolf, Lorin gets a hot new neighbor (Peter Stebbings) and he acts a little weird. She notices that he has hair palms, his eyes glow in the dark in one scene, people have gone missing and she saw him with one of the people, his dog is crazy and the dog understands him, and a few other things. So she decides that he is a werewolf, oh and guess what?, she happens to be right. So she tries to expose him, but that only gets her friend killed and her brother kidnapped. So she has to go all leather, bad-acery and get a cross bow to kill him.
So to kill a werewolf, you need silver, right? Well guess how she gets her silver. Silverware. She tapes silver forks and knives to arrows and shoots them out of her crossbow. Well that would work if the weight of the forks and knives didn't unbalance the arrows. Arrows are perfectly balanced and any change of the weight and they wont fly straight. So don't you think that sticking a half pound knive on an arrow that weighs about an eighth of a pound would make it so your arrow will just shoot straight down as soon as it leaves the crossbow. Well not in this movie. Really stupid. And to finally kill the werewolf, she shoots a silver shotgun barrel at the werewolf. Yeah freakin' right!!! Shotgun barrel would weight like 6 pounds. Totally lame action.
Well I didn't watch the movie for the movie, right? I watched it for a really hot guy. Peter Stebbings is hot and he rides a motorcycle in the movie and takes of his shirt and things like that. He is not super riped and tan like Paul Walker or Sean Faris, but hey most people aren't. So I will post some pictures from the movie.Friday, August 27, 2010
Zombie Tv Show!!!!
Hey there is going to be a zombie tv show on AMC. It's called The Walking Dead. I first heard about it on shootforthehead.com. Then imbd.com put up stuff for it. Well here is the trailer for this tv show that comes out on Halloween.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi717817369/
Enjoy the coolness of this trailer. Oh and the half zombie crawling around is really cool looking.
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi717817369/
Enjoy the coolness of this trailer. Oh and the half zombie crawling around is really cool looking.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Awesome tv show!!!!
I just finished watching an awesome tv show called Jeremiah. It ran for 2 seasons on Showtime in 2002-2004. I found it on Netflix and I really liked it, but I don't think some of the content would be good for some of my regular readers (haha to regular readers). Since it was on Showtime, there wasn't the regular tv censoring to it. So there were swear words, so sex scenes, and topless women. Let me explain the premise of the show before you are all like "Topless women!!"
In the tv show Jeremiah, in the year 2005, a virus called the Big Death killed all the people over puberty. So pretty much everyone over the age of 12/13. So the show takes place 15 years later when everyone has grown up in a lawless world. The show follows a man named Jeremiah (played by Luke Perry who is kind of cute pictures will be put up) as he tries to find out what happened to his dad and a mysterious place called Valhalla Sector where his dad went.
In the pilot episode, Jeremiah meets a man named Kurdy and they become friends. Jeremiah and Kurdy get in to a mess with a town leader named Theo who is a crazy chick and was the one who said that quote that I texted everyone "I didn't wake up at the crack of sparrow fart for this." Anyways, Theo talks of a place called the End of the World where all of the old world technology works. Well this dude named Simon gets captured by Theo and Jeremiah and Kurdy help him get out, and Simon tells them the end of the world is a real place. Well Simon gets shot and dies and tells Jeremiah to take a message to the End of the World that "It's back." Well Jeremiah and Kurdy follow the insturctions Simon gives them as he dies and they end up at a place called Thunder Mountain. Thunder Mountain is a giant military bomb shelter under a mountain. Inside they meet the leader of Thunder Mountain named Markus (played by Peter Stebbings who is crazy hot in my opinion and again pictures will be posted). At Thunder Mt, all the technology works and all that cool stuff. Jeremiah and Kurdy get to stay if they help Markus and the team there.
I think he is way hot but whatever. I know that most people don't agree with me on who is hot and not. Markus is way cool character also.
Anyways, I liked this show and I'm really sad that only 2 seasons got made. Though it didn't end in a stupid and crazy way. It actually kind of ended. Which is better to say than Angel. That show ended way bad. Well anyways, I think the episodes are on hulu if you are interested in watching them. Good day to all!!!!!
In the tv show Jeremiah, in the year 2005, a virus called the Big Death killed all the people over puberty. So pretty much everyone over the age of 12/13. So the show takes place 15 years later when everyone has grown up in a lawless world. The show follows a man named Jeremiah (played by Luke Perry who is kind of cute pictures will be put up) as he tries to find out what happened to his dad and a mysterious place called Valhalla Sector where his dad went.
In the pilot episode, Jeremiah meets a man named Kurdy and they become friends. Jeremiah and Kurdy get in to a mess with a town leader named Theo who is a crazy chick and was the one who said that quote that I texted everyone "I didn't wake up at the crack of sparrow fart for this." Anyways, Theo talks of a place called the End of the World where all of the old world technology works. Well this dude named Simon gets captured by Theo and Jeremiah and Kurdy help him get out, and Simon tells them the end of the world is a real place. Well Simon gets shot and dies and tells Jeremiah to take a message to the End of the World that "It's back." Well Jeremiah and Kurdy follow the insturctions Simon gives them as he dies and they end up at a place called Thunder Mountain. Thunder Mountain is a giant military bomb shelter under a mountain. Inside they meet the leader of Thunder Mountain named Markus (played by Peter Stebbings who is crazy hot in my opinion and again pictures will be posted). At Thunder Mt, all the technology works and all that cool stuff. Jeremiah and Kurdy get to stay if they help Markus and the team there.
Anyways, I liked this show and I'm really sad that only 2 seasons got made. Though it didn't end in a stupid and crazy way. It actually kind of ended. Which is better to say than Angel. That show ended way bad. Well anyways, I think the episodes are on hulu if you are interested in watching them. Good day to all!!!!!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
The Other Guys
I saw the movie The Other Guys yesterday, and it was pretty dang funny. Though it was kind of weird. I can imagine a lot of it came from Will Ferrell's mind. The movie is of two super cool cops (Samuel L. Jackson and Dwane "The Rock" Johnson) who die and somebody has to fill their places. Well, Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg :)) convinces his paper-pushing partner Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) that they are the guys to do it. They try to take out a real tough case, but it doesn't seem to work for them. What they don't realize is that they stumbled on to something a lot bigger. They solve the case in the end and become super cool.
I was laughing so hard in this movie, more because of the weird and ackward things that are in the movie. I guess the weird things were ment to be funny. This is a good movie though. Though the movie is rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material. It was still really, really funny and I laughed way hard.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1487210009/
I was laughing so hard in this movie, more because of the weird and ackward things that are in the movie. I guess the weird things were ment to be funny. This is a good movie though. Though the movie is rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content, language, violence and some drug material. It was still really, really funny and I laughed way hard.
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1487210009/
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