Original Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Extremely creepy things!!!! I watched the original Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, the made-for-tv movie from 1973. This movie scared my mom and aunts back in the day when they were younger. This movie was soooo dumb, but funny to laugh at. The whole time I would yell in an obnoxious voice, "Extremely creepy things (insert action of the extremely creepy things)!" I would yell things like, "Extremely creepy things turned off the light!" The acting and the storyline were so dumb.

Extremely creepy thing!!!

Sally (Kim Darby) and Alex (Jim Hutton) inherit an old house and Sally finds a room that has a fireplace in it. She wants the fireplace unblocked, but the old carpenter man says not to and gives a sort of warning against it. Well Sally pretty much says suck it and unbolts the ash vent to look into the fireplace to see if she can unblock it. That unleashes the extremely creepy things. Well Sally is the only one who can see the creepy things and no one believes her about them.
Well in the movie the creepy things turn out the light while she is taking a shower and she doesn't notice the light is off. She finally hears them whispering about killing her and she finally looks around. Well she turns on the light and sees a shaving razor on the floor where the creepy things had it. So she turns off the light and the creepy things come out and all she does is turn on the light and they run away. I can't believe she didn't freaking mortal combat on those mothers. If that was me, I would be like, "Hello six inch extremely creepy thing. Meet my size 10 shoe!" I would go Jason Elam and 63 yard field goal those things (which is the longest field goal kicked and he did it when he was with the Broncos!).
At the end of the movie, the creepy things drug Sally and she can't really fight them. They tie her up and drag her to the fireplace and pull her down. During this time, her friend gets locked out by the creepy things and she can't get in, which is stupid. Just throw a rock through the window and you are golden.

 

Creepy things with rope to tie you up.

Man, if I had these things in my house, I would totally have a hammer or a knife or even a brick and show these suckers whose house it is (MINE!).

Peek a boo!

Well the new one comes out August 26 and I'm pretty excited to see it. Maybe this one will be actually scary (which it probably will be because it is a Guillermo Del Toro movie).

New Favorite Song

Point of Know Return by Kansas. This song has been in my head forever. I also found a really funny music video for the song.

Contagion (9/9)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3924270105/

First trailer for the movie Contagion. This looks pretty freaky. The movie was originally sloted to come out October 21, but it has been movied to September 9, the same weekend as the movie Warrior. "An action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC to deal with the outbreak" (imdb.com).

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (12/16)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3605306393/

First trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie. This looks a whole heck of a lot better than the first movie. I wasn't a big fan of the first one. Comment on what you think of the trailer.

11-11-11 (11/11)

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi2968820761/

This is a movie called 11-11-11 and it looks pretty freaky. "A horror-thriller set on 11:11 on the 11th day of the 11th month and concerning a entity from another world that enters the earthly realm through Heaven's 11th gate" (imdb.com).


Creepy!!!

Horrible Bosses, Pretty Funny

Horrible Bosses is a pretty funny movie. Each of the main characters, Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day), and Kurt (Jason Sudekis), hate their boss. Nick's boss, Dave (Kevin Spacey), is a dick. Dale's boss, Julia (Jennifer Aniston), tries to get Dale to have sex with her. Kurt's boss, Bobby (Colin Farrell), is a giant tool. After a night of drinking, they decide that they want to kill their boss. They try to hire MotherF***** Jones (Jamie Foxx) to kill their bosses but he tells them to kill each others bosses. They have to gather intel on their marks and find out how to kill them and make it look like an accident. The guys get into a lot of trouble and funny things happen because of it.
This movie was freaking hilarious but a little dirty. The movie is rated R mainly for swearing but there is some sex references and stuff. There is a suprise ending, a twist that wasn't expected. If you can take the swearing, go see this movie!

Transformers 3, AWESOME!!!

Transfromers: Dark of the Moon is freaking awesome! There was action, violence, explosions, lots of humor, and Star Trek references. The Star Trek references are there because Leonard Nimoy was the voice for Sentinel Prime. The movie starts out by showing an Autobot ship escaping from Cybertron, but damaged. Then it goes to 1961 and the start of the space race. When the Apollo crew lands on the moon, they are there to investigate the crash of the Autobot ship. Then flash to the present. Sam (Shia LaBouf) has just graduated and is looking for a job. His new girlfriend, Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), is living with him and his parents are coming into town to see him. Sam manages to get a job at a company called Accutech. Mean while, the Autobots are investigating about a piece of the fallen ship at Chernobyl. That is when the Autobots find out about the ship and go to the moon. There they find the fallen ship and Sentinel Prime. I don't what to give away too much of the movie cause it might ruin the secrets.

This movie was super cool and there are some secrets that I don't want to tell you. So you will have to just go see the movie for yourself. People said this movie got bad reviews, but those people who gave it bad reviews can suck it cause what are you going to expect about this movie. All the movie is is robot and explosions and that is what you get in this movie. And Josh Duhamel was really hot in this movie (see picture).

Go see this movie!!!!!