Our favorite Cory Vidal

Make him blend and drink random crap. It's super funny!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFwy7KPBA&feature=channel

Movies and Music. My 2 favorite things.

This weekend I went and saw Kick-Ass. Recommendation to my usuall readers, don't see it. You wouldn't like it. The f word all the time and an 11 year old girl killing everyone. It was kind of funny and but I don't think that my friends would like this movie at all.
Moving on, I got my copy of Avatar today!! Yea! I watched it and it's still a good movie. Of course my roommate, Katie, doesn't like it cause it's not indie so she critisizes it like none other. I have found that if she doesn't like something she will trash on it like none other. Well I guess everyone has their character flaws. Anyways back to Avatar, Sam Worhtington is so hot. I would love to be kidnapped by him. Holy crap is he hot and awesome.
Now to the music subject. I found a cool band. It's called Five Finger Death Punch. They kind of have a style like All That Remains. Most of their songs are in the screamo category, but the songs that are normally sung are pretty good. I will put up a few links to songs.

Hard To See
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OStNTjzqx4
Never Enough (ignor the one swear word cause I got the edited version)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFscWEkPGtk
Bad Company
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNHlVo0cPa8

I have a couple others but these are the best ones. I really like Bad Company.

Jaws Part 3

Jaws 3 sucked soooooooooo bad. Holy crap. I can't believe that a Jaws movie could suck so badly. (Actually I can cause Jaws Revenge sucks pretty bad.) Well in this Jaws movie, a giant shark gets into Sea World. WTF!!!! Well that's not all. The acting sucked, the story sucked, the CGI sucked like a black hole, and 2 hours of my life was sucked from me. The story was just bad decision after bad decision. Well to fight the shark, they tried to lure it into a filter, it worked but the guy who lured the shark in got eaten in a pretty stupid fashion (but death by shark not the less). Well the manager guy said to shut off the filter. Well that enabled the shark to swim better, but the shark swam backwards. NO SUCH THING!! SHARK CAN'T SWIM BACKWARDS!! I WOULD KNOW!! haha. Well anyways it was stupid and just stick with the first Jaws and maybe the second one.

How to Tame Your Dragon

What a good movie. I went and saw it Monday night and it was awesome. My friend Kristan had a date and she didn't want to go alone cause he is a little of a creeper. So we went and saw the movie. It was way way way super good. It was way cute and now I really want my own dragon.
The movie is about a boy named Hiccup and he wants to be a viking, but he is kind of a weakling that is a cluts. Well he invents things to capture dragons and uses one to capture a dragon. But he can't kill it so he lets it free and becomes friends with it. That is all I'm going to say about it cause I don't want to ruin it for anyone how hasn't seen it yet. Just go and see it cause it was so good.

Charlie Bartlett and my Aunt Flo

Well the other day Aunt Flo came to visit me for the month and I was really not happy. I was thinking violent thoughts of getting into my uterus and scrapping the lining of it to stop Aunt Flo. I bet we all do this. Well it reminded me of a scene from the movie Charlie Bartlett. Funny movie. Well it has Anton Yelchin (Chekov for the new Star Trek) in it and he is a funny actor. Well he is aditioning for a school play and he does this funny scene from some play called the Misadventures of a Teenage Renegade. Well I just thought this was really funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuzWnbPM0hc

Howl's Moving Castle

This is a good movie. I watched it the other day and I really liked it. It is about a girl who gets a curse from the Witch of the Waste to turn her really old. The worst part is that she can't talk about the curse. So she goes to find a way to break it and ends up at Howl's Castle that walks around. Well she meets the fire deamon Calsifer, and a boy living there named Markl, and a scarecrow named Turniphead, and of course Howl. Well there is a war going on and things happen and it's a good movie. Oh and Howl's voice is Christain Bale and Calsifer's voice is Billy Crystal. And I decided that not only is Christian Bale an emotionless actor, he is an emotionless voice actor. There was practicly no emotion in his voice. It was the same voice the whole time. It kind of rubbed me. Well he did do his Batman voice a time or two.
Well anyways, I like Studio Gibli movies. They are really good. This one was good too.

Will Ferrel and Mark Wahlberg together in a movie. Can you imagine?

Haha. This movie looks so freakin funny. Mark Wahlberg is not in his usual bad a** roll but this still looks pretty shiz. I was laughing pretty hard.

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi1018955545/

I want to go see this.