Friday, July 29, 2011

Cowboys and Aliens, A Pretty Cool Mix

Cowboys and Aliens, who would have thought that they would have been a good mix for a movie. This movie is full of action, mystery, a little romance, but mostly action. I can't really think of any gripes I had with this movie.
The movie starts out with Jake (Daniel Craige) waking up in the desert not remembering anything. All he had is his clothes, a mysterious metal bracelet, a cut in his side, and a picture of a woman. Some guys come riding up and try to rob him, but he kicks their butts and takes their stuff, including a dog. He rides into town and meets Ella (Oliva Wilde). In the town, some kid, Percy (Paul Dano) is making trouble because the his dad is Woodrow Dolahyde (Harrison Ford) who pretty much funds the town. Well the kid gets in trouble and put in jail. The sherrif then notices Jake and puts him in jail because he is a wanted man. Well Woodrow hears that his son is in jail and so is Jake. Woodrow wants Jake because Jake robbed him. When Woodrow gets there, the aliens ships come and start taking people. The only weapon that is effective against the alien ships is the bracelet that Jake has. The people of the town band together to go out and get their missing people. That is where all the adventure starts.
This movie was good and you actually get to see the aliens. The aliens look like lizard frogs, which is kind of cool. The movie does has some interesting twists, too. I can't tell you because that would ruin them, but everyone should go out and see it anyways. I actually liked it. I would give it 4 out of 5 stars. :)

Thursday, July 28, 2011


Guess what? I totally heard about this and didn't think that it was real. Well guess what? It totally is.
They are making a movie based of the classic game Battleship.
The movie is called Battleship and its about aliens. It sounds so freaking sweet and they posted the first trailer.

The movie is slotted to come out May 18, 2012. It looks pretty cool and I was laughing during the whole trailer (cause I'm really tired right now). The main guy in it (Taylor Kitsch) is the same guy from The Covenant and Wolverine (he was Gambit in Wolverine). I know that will excite a lot of girls (not me so much cause I'm still pretty hung up on Jeremy Renner).

Friday, July 22, 2011

Paranormal Activity 3 (10/21)

More pee your pants action!!
The first trailer for the new Paranormal Activity movie. I might pee my pants in fright right now. Jk.
This movie is going to be another prequel the first one and a prequel to the second one which was a prequel. This one will be about what happened when the girls where younger that was talked about all the time in the first two movies. Super scary. I don't think I will go see this one at night. Maybe really early in the day so I can come out of the theater in the daylight and not have to go right to sleep afterwards. :)

The Avengers (5/4/2012)

Way super excited, especially after seeing this!

HOLY FREAKING HOT!!!!!! Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye!

Captain America: The First Avenger, A Good Step to Avengers

Captain America: The First Avenger was really actually good. There was a bunch of action and awesomeness and hot guys (Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan). This movie really starts to tie the whole Avengers together, which is really cool because it is the final movie until The Avengers.

The movie starts out in the present day in the Artic. People have found a huge ship and don't know where it came from. Some of them go inside and when inside they uncover something in the ice and when you see it, it is the shield that belongs to Cpt. America. The movie then goes to 1945 in Norway. People are trying to protect something, but the bad guy, Johann Schmidt/Red Skull (Hugo Weaving) takes it. The object is a power cube from the god, Odin (Thor's father). The movie then moves to a recruiting office where you meet Steve Rogers (Evans) he gets rejected from serving in the army. He keeps trying and can't ever get in because he is too small. His friend, Bucky (Stan) has made it in and tells Rogers that he is leaving the next day and that Steve shouldn't serve. Well someone overhears this exchange and he is Dr. Abraham Erskine (Stanley Tucci). The doctor then lets Steve get into the army and chooses him for a special mission. The mission is to create a super solider with some serum the doctor created and some help from Howard Stark (Dominic Cooper), Tony Stark's dad. The experiment works and Steve is taller, stronger, and more fit. Unfortunately, Schmidt wants the serum and sends an agent to take it. The agent doesn't get the serum but the doctor is killed in the attempt.
That is all I'm going to tell you cause I want you to go and see the movie for yourself and not spoil any of it for you. This movie was really good and I liked it. There was a lot more fighting in this one and it was pretty exciting. Oh and there is an extra clip at the end of the credits and it is pretty much a trailer for the Avengers movie!!! It was super awesome and I'm really excited. Avengers comes out May 4.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Teaser Trailer For The Amazing Spiderman (7/3/2012)

This is a teaser trailer for The Amazing Spiderman movie. This looks like it could be pretty good except for the end of the teaser trailer where it is first person shooter shot where he is jumping around looks totally fake. Just like a video game. I guess we will have to wait and see for another trailer.

Monday, July 18, 2011

First Trailers For The Dark Knight Rises (7/20/2012) and The Thing (10/14) Batman Thing

Here is the first trailer for The Dark Knight Rises which is now filming and wont be out until July of next year. The Thing comes out in October and looks super awesome.

You heard it here first!

Original Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

Extremely creepy things!!!! I watched the original Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, the made-for-tv movie from 1973. This movie scared my mom and aunts back in the day when they were younger. This movie was soooo dumb, but funny to laugh at. The whole time I would yell in an obnoxious voice, "Extremely creepy things (insert action of the extremely creepy things)!" I would yell things like, "Extremely creepy things turned off the light!" The acting and the storyline were so dumb.
Extremely creepy thing!!!
Sally (Kim Darby) and Alex (Jim Hutton) inherit an old house and Sally finds a room that has a fireplace in it. She wants the fireplace unblocked, but the old carpenter man says not to and gives a sort of warning against it. Well Sally pretty much says suck it and unbolts the ash vent to look into the fireplace to see if she can unblock it. That unleashes the extremely creepy things. Well Sally is the only one who can see the creepy things and no one believes her about them.
Well in the movie the creepy things turn out the light while she is taking a shower and she doesn't notice the light is off. She finally hears them whispering about killing her and she finally looks around. Well she turns on the light and sees a shaving razor on the floor where the creepy things had it. So she turns off the light and the creepy things come out and all she does is turn on the light and they run away. I can't believe she didn't freaking mortal combat on those mothers. If that was me, I would be like, "Hello six inch extremely creepy thing. Meet my size 10 shoe!" I would go Jason Elam and 63 yard field goal those things (which is the longest field goal kicked and he did it when he was with the Broncos!).
At the end of the movie, the creepy things drug Sally and she can't really fight them. They tie her up and drag her to the fireplace and pull her down. During this time, her friend gets locked out by the creepy things and she can't get in, which is stupid. Just throw a rock through the window and you are golden.
Creepy things with rope to tie you up.
Man, if I had these things in my house, I would totally have a hammer or a knife or even a brick and show these suckers whose house it is (MINE!).

Peek a boo!
Well the new one comes out August 26 and I'm pretty excited to see it. Maybe this one will be actually scary (which it probably will be because it is a Guillermo Del Toro movie).

New Favorite Song

Point of Know Return by Kansas. This song has been in my head forever. I also found a really funny music video for the song.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Contagion (9/9)

First trailer for the movie Contagion. This looks pretty freaky. The movie was originally sloted to come out October 21, but it has been movied to September 9, the same weekend as the movie Warrior. "An action-thriller centered on the threat posed by a deadly disease and an international team of doctors contracted by the CDC to deal with the outbreak" (

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (12/16)

First trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes movie. This looks a whole heck of a lot better than the first movie. I wasn't a big fan of the first one. Comment on what you think of the trailer.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

11-11-11 (11/11)

This is a movie called 11-11-11 and it looks pretty freaky. "A horror-thriller set on 11:11 on the 11th day of the 11th month and concerning a entity from another world that enters the earthly realm through Heaven's 11th gate" (


Friday, July 8, 2011

Horrible Bosses, Pretty Funny

Horrible Bosses is a pretty funny movie. Each of the main characters, Nick (Jason Bateman), Dale (Charlie Day), and Kurt (Jason Sudekis), hate their boss. Nick's boss, Dave (Kevin Spacey), is a dick. Dale's boss, Julia (Jennifer Aniston), tries to get Dale to have sex with her. Kurt's boss, Bobby (Colin Farrell), is a giant tool. After a night of drinking, they decide that they want to kill their boss. They try to hire MotherF***** Jones (Jamie Foxx) to kill their bosses but he tells them to kill each others bosses. They have to gather intel on their marks and find out how to kill them and make it look like an accident. The guys get into a lot of trouble and funny things happen because of it.
This movie was freaking hilarious but a little dirty. The movie is rated R mainly for swearing but there is some sex references and stuff. There is a suprise ending, a twist that wasn't expected. If you can take the swearing, go see this movie!

Friday, July 1, 2011

Transformers 3, AWESOME!!!

Transfromers: Dark of the Moon is freaking awesome! There was action, violence, explosions, lots of humor, and Star Trek references. The Star Trek references are there because Leonard Nimoy was the voice for Sentinel Prime. The movie starts out by showing an Autobot ship escaping from Cybertron, but damaged. Then it goes to 1961 and the start of the space race. When the Apollo crew lands on the moon, they are there to investigate the crash of the Autobot ship. Then flash to the present. Sam (Shia LaBouf) has just graduated and is looking for a job. His new girlfriend, Carly (Rosie Huntington-Whiteley), is living with him and his parents are coming into town to see him. Sam manages to get a job at a company called Accutech. Mean while, the Autobots are investigating about a piece of the fallen ship at Chernobyl. That is when the Autobots find out about the ship and go to the moon. There they find the fallen ship and Sentinel Prime. I don't what to give away too much of the movie cause it might ruin the secrets.
This movie was super cool and there are some secrets that I don't want to tell you. So you will have to just go see the movie for yourself. People said this movie got bad reviews, but those people who gave it bad reviews can suck it cause what are you going to expect about this movie. All the movie is is robot and explosions and that is what you get in this movie. And Josh Duhamel was really hot in this movie (see picture).
Go see this movie!!!!!