Tribble Anatomy

When your uterus is bigger than your brain then you are a good woman.

Really, really, rediculassly good looking sequel

Guess what I just read, Zoolander is getting a sequel. Yea!!! I love that movie and the villin is a funny fat dude who is in funny movies.
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1642371/
Hahaha. So excited.

Yea for zombie movies!!!

I just finished watching 28 Weeks Later with my roommates. It's not that bad of a movie. It was definetly scarier than the first one. And it had Jeremy Renner, but he dies!! And you see him die in a very horrible way. AHHHH!! I didn't like how he died and they prolonged his death. But it wasn't too bad. Rated r for swearing and bloody gore and a side boob shot. I was watching it with my roommates and we were screaming and yelling at the tv. You know how it is. You get so worked up by the movie and especially in scary movies. We were screaming when the zombies were coming and we were yelling things like, "Run" and "There's a zombie." All sorts of stuff. It was way fun. And I like Jeremy Renner.

Haha so bored.

Dont you just wish...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519689
Street Fighter
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/491637
Dang it Erika stop sending me stuff from this website! I'm so bored that I am watching the stuff on it. Bored out of my mind.

Monster in the Closet

Ugly monster and cute little Paul Walker

Dorkiest movie ever!

I just watched the dorkiest movie ever. It's called Monster in the Closet and was made in 1986. Its about this monster coming out of the closet and killing people. And not coming out of the closet as in coming out and saying he is gay. Which could possible be true cause that is how the monster is killed in the end. But anyways, this newspaper reporter named Richard Clark is put on the story and he goes to see what is up and he meets this Biology Professor whose name I can't remember but her son is... guess who Paul Walker. He is a cute little 13 year old kid. But anyways, they cant find a way to kill the monster except to destroy all closets and the monster kidnaps the reporter cause when his glasses fall off everyone is in love with him so the monster takes him cause his glasses fall off. And everyone destroys closets and the monster finds one closest left but he cant get him and the reporter in so the monster dies and the movie ends.
The monster is so dorky looking and the movie is dorky. The only bad part is the large amount of side boob action cause it does this spoof on Psyco and they have a shower scene and there is a lot of partial boob action. But the movie is funny cause the monster makes the weirdest noises and the army general has funny curse words like he says "I don't give a monkey's fart about..." and "What the ding dong does that mean." It was funny and Paul Walker was a cute little kid and the movie was cheesey and dorky, just like I like it. So if you can see Monster in the Closet.

I don't watch ice skating!!!

I don't watch ice skating cause it's gay. Especially the mens ice skating. Okay I will admit that I did sit through it twice, but only for personal gain. The first time was for pizza and the second time was so I could watch a zombie movie. But there are no straight men in ice skating. If there were straight men, they would be playing football or baseball or some REAL sport. I mean seriously, did these men openly admit that they ice skated and liked it in high school. These men would have gotten beaten up.
Sorry but figure skating is lame. Lame lame super lame. Well say what you want (Erika and Cielle) but these men have got to be raging homosexuals to be ice skating on Sundays and not watching football. (Never mind that last sentence cause its a joke in my family about not watching football.) Now real men are men like Sean Faris and of course Jeremy Renner and Mark Wahlberg and Matt Ryan and Tom Brady.

Being sick

Being sick sucks. My head hurts like none other and I'm also being visited by Aunt Flo so my back and gut hurts too. I bet I got it from my brother cause he was sick and on Sunday I drank some of his juice. Bad idea. Don't drink sick peoples juice. But I did watch 28 Days Later last night. Not as scary as everyone says it is. It's actually really weird. But I'm only watching it cause in the sequel, 28 Weeks Later, Jeremy Renner is in it. I like him but some people say he isn't cute (Ashley). Well you know what... chicken butt. Haha. K I'm done. Bye. And remember don't drink sick peoples juice.

What did I do today?

Well today I had a stats quiz, wrote the hardest paper ever (it was on calculating confidence intervals for a fish population; which I had to look up how to do and I probably did it wrong but whatever), and watched a movie with Jeremy Renner called Neo Ned. It was on netflix as a watch instantly and so I decided to watch it. I liked it. Jeremy played a character named Ned who is a white suppremist/neo nazi who is in a mental institution. There he meets an African American women named Rachel who believes she is Hitler's reincarnation (which turns out she made up). He falls in love with her and they get out and try to live together. He finds out that she was molested as a child by a photographer who was suppose to be taking model shots. Oh and she has a daughter too. Well Ned tells Rachel that she has to confront this guy to get rid of her fears. She says no and she doesn't need to confront him. They eventually end it sort of and he is taking her home but stops at the Photographer's place and starts to beat him up. She eventually goes in and sees the guy and shoots him. Ned tells her to go home to her daughter and he takes the blame for the shooting and goes to jail and is with his dad who is in jail.
This was a good movie minus the f word a couple of times. I mainly watched it for Jeremy Renner and ended up kind of liking it. Well now I am really tired cause Aunt Flo is visiting for the month and is riding me pretty hard. Haha. Well ya... I put up a picture of Jeremy. Don't ask why I think he is so hot cause I don't know. I'm just weird like that.

Dang Kirk is fat. jk. He is hot and a whore.

I was just watching "The Immunity Syndrome" and Kirk looked so fat in his shirt. I don't know why it was so funny. Now I'm watching "A Private Little War" and I was laughing at the stupid "Maka Root" the one that is suppose to move but the lady is totally moving it. So funny. This show is so great. And in "A Private Little War" the stupid monkey thing that attacks Kirk. This is a great show with its dumb looking special effects. Oh look, Kirk is making out with a whore woman. So Kirk. Haha. Another monkey thing. This show is the best. I wish the monkey thing would kill the whore woman but she dies later. Too bad she didn't die now.

The Wolfman Movie

Don't see this movie. It sucked. The wolfman is a movie about a dude looking for his brother's murderer and he gets bitten by the werewolf that kills his brother. It has a dorky story line and the costumes are dumb and pretty fake. I would prefer a CGI wolf to what was used. And the werewolf fight at the end, I was about to laugh cause it was soooo super dorky. The blood and gore was too fake and kind of unnecessary. And the biggest turn off was that the main guy was super ugly. He was gross gross. Not like Kirk.
This movie was so bad that to get the taste of it out of my mouth, I had to watch The Hurt Locker again. (My Dad got it from Netflicks.) I like Jeremy Renner. He is good looking. Haha. Well so, cya!

Intergalactic Valentines

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http://jamesstowe.blogspot.com/2010/02/star-war-valentines-2010.html
Happy Valentines Day to all you STAR WARS fans. This made me laugh and think of you. (You know who you are.) Haha. Happy Pagen Holiday to you all.

Oh my goodness is lifeguarding hard. Lets hope I never have to do CPR or rescue breaths on you cause I would probably mess it up. Today, we were practicing and I would forget a step or two everytime. Goodness gracious. I better get good at it cause in a real situation I would be freaked out and probably forget something. My biggest problem was remembering to tell someone to call 911. Then you have to do certain steps. First you check if they are consious, then tell someone to call 911, then you check if they are breathing (remembering to postion their head to open the airway), then you give them 2 rescue breaths, if the breaths go in, then you check for pulse and continue rescue breaths, if the breaths didn't go in, you reposition the head and try again, and if they didn't go in again, you do compressions on the person, then check their mouth for anything, if there is you get it out then do rescue breaths, and if the breaths don't go in you start again. If there isn't anything in the mouth you give 2 rescue breaths then compressions and look again and so on. What work. I would mess up at least 2 steps everytime. So I can get you off the bottom of the pool but I cant get you breathing again. Sorry. Haha.

My movie critiqe (however you spell that)

I just got finished watching The Hurt Locker for a second time and I decided that it should win the Oscar for the best picture over Avatar. Can you believe it? The Hurt Locker over Avatar. The Hurt Locker is about a bomb squad team in Iraq and the dramas they go through. Yes it is rated R, for swearing and blood and gore, but it is a very deep movie that deals with human emotions and stresses of war. The character Eldrige is a young man who is convinced that he is going to be killed in war and is beating himself up over the death of his teammate. Oh and that was a spoiler of the first 5 minutes of the show. But the main character Sargent William James, played by the good looking Jeremy Renner, is a thrill seeking bomb tech who takes no crap from anyone and is the bad boy (not dead bad boy mind you). It is a very emotional movie and was very well done by director Kathrine Bigelow (probably didn't spell her name right).
While Avatar has the cool CGI and amazing world of Pandora, it lacks in depth and real feelings. They have the same old character development that all movies of this type have. "I'm here on a mission to further my side, but then I fall in love with the people and now I have to protect them." I'm sorry to say, but that has been done a lot. Alright I am a big big big fan of Avatar, and Sam Worthington (yum yum my lollipop :D). But I have to say that The Hurt Locker is an all around better movie. If you can get passed the F word every few minutes and you have a stomach for war gore, (War gore, that rhymes) see this movie. It is very good and does have a pretty good looking lead actor (well good looking after you have watched him for about 20 min and have gotten used to him then he is really good looking and you know he is a very rugged man. Haha.) Sooooo see The Hurt Locker.

OH MY GOSH!!! NO ONE WILL EVER GUESS WHAT I HAVE JUST FOUND!!!!! Go to itunes or wherever and check out Vitamin String Quartet. They are the ABSOLUTE SHIZ! They have redone almost any song and made it for a string quartet. Things like Breaking Bejamin, The Killers, Metallica, Coldplay, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Michael Jackson, 30 Seconds to Mars, EVEN STAR TREK. They are the best. Check them out right now. They have over 3000 songs on itunes. They even have gay things like Twilight and Taylor Swift. But still, whatever you like to listen to, they probably have it. It is sooooo cool. Check out Vitamin String Quartet.

Super Bowl Epic Failure

Stupid Colts!!! They were suppose to win. What losers. Dumb interception at the end. And stupid fumbles. Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! I am sooooo super mad. Blah. Well I guess congradulation Saints on winning the first super bowl you have ever gone to. That's three years that the teams I want to win haven't and it all started with my team the Patriots. The Patriots should have won and they would have had the perfect season. No losses UNTIL the super bowl. AHHH!!! I'm just mad. And now I'm really exaushed, which is weird cause I have drank almost 2 liters of Diet Coke with Lime. :( I bet if Kirk was the quarterback they would have won by a million points. Kirk would have beaten anyone, especially a football team with Gorns, Klingons, Romulans, and anything else that thinks they could take on Kirk. I bet if they cloned Kirk and had 11 Kirks, they would absolutly destroy anything. Whatever. But football with Kirk would be sooooooo cool.

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