I don't watch ice skating!!!

I don't watch ice skating cause it's gay. Especially the mens ice skating. Okay I will admit that I did sit through it twice, but only for personal gain. The first time was for pizza and the second time was so I could watch a zombie movie. But there are no straight men in ice skating. If there were straight men, they would be playing football or baseball or some REAL sport. I mean seriously, did these men openly admit that they ice skated and liked it in high school. These men would have gotten beaten up.
Sorry but figure skating is lame. Lame lame super lame. Well say what you want (Erika and Cielle) but these men have got to be raging homosexuals to be ice skating on Sundays and not watching football. (Never mind that last sentence cause its a joke in my family about not watching football.) Now real men are men like Sean Faris and of course Jeremy Renner and Mark Wahlberg and Matt Ryan and Tom Brady.